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Post  OptimusGonzo on Mon Nov 05, 2007 8:36 pm

oh yes. its that time of year again. Tis the season for the sterotyping.
this was sent to me by a good friend of mine. he's in my newest video on youtube if you wanna see it btw.


Dear Students

A bit of humour for a change: I
think this is very clever.........it represents no-one in particular
hope you enjoy it!!






Italian
Math Test


A man
wanted a job, but the foreman wouldn't hire him until he passed a
little math test. "Here's your
first question," the foreman said. "Without
using numbers, represent the
number 9."

"Withouta numbers," the Italian
said. "Datta easy."

He proceeded to draw three
trees.

"What's this?" the boss asked.
"Have you got no brain?

"Tree and tree and tree makea
nine," said the Italian.

"Fair enough," said the boss.
"Here's your second question. Use the same
rules, but this time the number
is 99."

The Italian stared into space for
a while, then picked up the picture that he
had just drawn and made a smudge
on each tree. "Ere you g o."

The boss scratched his head and
said, "How on earth do you get that to
represent 99?"


"Each ofa da trees isa dirty now.
So, it's a dirty tree, and dirty tree, and
dirty tree. Datsa 99."


The boss was getting worried that
he was going to have to actually hire this
Italian, so he said, "All right,
last question. Same rules again, but
represent the number
100."

The Italian stared into space
some more, then picked up the picture again,
made a little mark at the base of
each tree and said, "Ere you go. One a
hundred."


The boss looked at the attempt.
"You must be nuts if you think that
represents a hundred!"


(You're going to love this
one!)

The Italian leaned forward,
pointed to the marks at the base of each tree
and said, "A little doga comea
long and crapa by each a tree. So now you
gotta dirty tree and a turd,
dirty tree and a turd and dirty tree and a turd.
Datta makea one hundred. So, when
I'm a gonna start?"
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Post  77RUS on Mon Nov 05, 2007 11:54 pm

lol, really funny person... he's so...so... russian
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Post  backtothegrave on Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:29 am

i cannot see why he's supposed to be italian... quite funny anyway Very Happy
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Post  OptimusGonzo on Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:50 pm

probably because you've never experienced the amazing culture shock of mario in America.
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Post  backtothegrave on Wed Nov 07, 2007 3:29 am

my cousin spent a year in america.
he said he felt a bit out of place... in fact he was considered too much refined and too much diligent, mattter of fact he soon became the best student in the class.
My cousin is really an intelligent person (after all we're relatives Cool)
but he's not definitely refined, nor a good student (yes, after all we're relatives Very Happy)
so i just can imagine "mario's cultural shock"!!
lol!
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